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THIS WAS A HALLWAY!

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HALLWAY, HALLWAY,
HALLWAY,

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MY ROOM,
FIREPLACE!

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THIS IS WHERE I KEPT MY FORMAL
CROWNS, MY CASUAL CROWNS,

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MY "JUST FOR FUN" CROWNS.

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YES, THIS IS DEFINITELY
WHERE MY CASTLE WAS!

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OKAY, ARE WE DONE?

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BECAUSE I EITHER NEED TO FIND
YOUR ARMY

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OR I NEED TO GO
AND FIND ANOTHER ONE

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SO I CAN GO
AND SAVE ISABELLA.

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OH, RELAX, CHISEL CHIN.
YOU'LL GET MY ARMY.

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I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
WHERE THEY WENT,

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AND IF THEY TOOK MY CASTLE
WITH THEM.

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STRANGEST THING --

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I-I KNOW I'VE NEVER SEEN
THIS VILLAGE BEFORE,

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AND YET SOMEHOW IT SEEMS
ODDLY FAMILIAR TO ME.

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I SAY, PEASANT,
I HAVE A QUESTION,

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AND PLEASE
DON'T GET ALL STAR-STRUCK

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BECAUSE I'M SPEAKING TO YOU
DIRECTLY.

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NO WAY!
IT'S YOU!

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I KNOW.
YOU'RE FLUSTERED.

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GUYS, LOOK, IT'S SIR GALAVANT,
THE FAMOUS KNIGHT!

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[ ALL MURMURING ]

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HELLO. HI.

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WHAT A THRILL!

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IS THERE PERHAPS SOMEONE ELSE
HERE YOU RECOGNIZE?

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MAYBE...YOUR KING?

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OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH.

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GREETINGS, LOWLY ONES!
IT IS I, KING RICHARD!

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I HAVE RETURNED!
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

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SO, I HAVE A QUESTION.

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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
TO MY CASTLE?!

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YEAH, WE, UH --
WE SORT OF TORE IT DOWN

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TO MAKE HOMES AND SHOPS
FOR EVERYBODY.

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OH, WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN
THE FAMILIARITY.

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YOU KNOCKED IT DOWN?!

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I DEMAND YOU REBUILD IT
IMMEDIATELY,

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OR I WILL HAVE EVERY ONE OF YOU
DRAWN AND QUARTERED AND --

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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W-WHY ARE THEY NOT SCURRYING
TO DO MY BIDDING?

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OH, WELL,
HERE'S THE THING.

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WHEN YOU LEFT US TO GO IN SEARCH
OF THE JEWEL OF VALENCIA,

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WE DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.

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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S FAIR.
THAT'S ON ME.

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I SHOULD'VE SENT A PIGEON
OR TWO.

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YEAH,
BUT WHILE YOU WERE AWAY,

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WE REALIZED THAT A KING
IS ONLY A KING

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IF THE PEOPLE SAY HE IS.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
 AND IF THEY DON'T,

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WELL, HE'S JUST A MAN
WITH A METAL HAT

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WHO'S ONLY IN CHARGE

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BECAUSE HIS FATHER WORE
A METAL HAT BEFORE HIM,

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WHICH IS PRETTY CRAZY
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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YOU KNOW, HE'S --
HE'S GOT A POINT.

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IT IS PRETTY CRAZY.

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HMM. SO, THEN WE CAME TOGETHER
AND ASKED OURSELVES,

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"WHAT IF THERE WAS A DIFFERENT
WAY OF DOING THINGS?

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A BETTER WAY?

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A FAIRER WAY?"

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OH, NO.
I KNOW WHAT'S COMING.

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♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
SOMETHING NEW IN THE DOMINION ♪

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♪ SINCE YOU WENT AWAY ♪

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♪ WITH NO KING UPON THE THRONE ♪

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♪ WE'VE ALL BEEN LEFT ALONE ♪

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♪ TO BUILD A NEW TOMORROW
HERE TODAY ♪

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RIGHT.

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♪ WHAT IF EVERY SINGLE SOUL
WITH AN OPINION ♪

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♪ GOT TO HAVE THEIR SAY? ♪

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♪ IF ON EVERY POINT OF NOTE,
WE SIMPLY TOOK A VOTE ♪

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♪ WE'D BUILD A NEW TOMORROW
HERE TODAY ♪

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SO, THE BUTCHER
GETS A VOTE?
 YEP!

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THE BAKER GETS A VOTE?
 YEP!

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♪ AND EVERYONE
WHO COULDN'T VOTE BEFORE ♪

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♪ EXCEPT, OF COURSE,
THE WOMEN ♪

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♪ AND WE WON'T LET HIM
OR HIM IN ♪

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♪ WE MEAN EVERYBODY ELSE ♪
 ♪ EXCEPT THE POOR ♪

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PROGRESSIVE
FOR THE MIDDLE AGES.
 EH.

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♪ THEN WE VOTE ON EVERY
PRESSING PUBLIC QUESTION ♪

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♪ EITHER ♪
 YAY!

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♪ OR ♪
 NAY!

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NICE.
 ♪ EVERYBODY GETS TO CHOOSE ♪

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♪ EXCEPT
THE YOU-KNOW-WHOS ♪

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♪ AS WE BUILD A NEW TOMORROW
HERE TODAY ♪

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♪ IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE
A STATEMENT OR SUGGESTION ♪

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♪ SIMPLY STAND ♪
 OH!

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♪ AND HEY! ♪
 HIM?!

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♪ EVERY PERSON
COUNTS THE SAME ♪

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♪ EXCEPT, OF COURSE,
THE LAME ♪

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-♪ AND THE LEPERS ♪
-♪ AND THE GINGERS ♪

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-♪ AND THE WITCHES ♪
-♪ AND THE HEATHENS ♪

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-♪ AND THE BASTARDS ♪
-♪ AND THE GYPSIES ♪

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-♪ AND THE COMMIES ♪
-♪ AND THE HIPPIES ♪

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♪ AS WE BUILD A NEW TOMORROW ♪

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♪ A FAIR AND SQUARE TOMORROW ♪

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♪ A MORE AWARE TOMORROW
HERE TODAY ♪

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♪ SO, WE ALL WILL MARCH TOGETHER
TOWARDS THE FUTURE ♪

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♪ WELL, NOT ALL PER SE ♪

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♪ JUST THE ONES
WHO LOOK LIKE ME ♪

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♪ IT'S CALLED
DEMOCRACY-Y-Y-Y-Y ♪

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-♪ THE LANDED ♪
-♪ AND THE WEALTHY ♪

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-♪ AND THE PIOUS ♪
-♪ AND THE HEALTHY ♪

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-♪ AND THE STRAIGHT ONES ♪
-♪ AND THE PALES ONES ♪

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♪ AND WE ONLY MEAN
THE MALES ONES ♪

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♪ IF YOU'RE ALL OF THE ABOVE,
THEN YOU'RE OK-A-A-A-AY ♪

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♪ AS WE BUILD A NEW TOMORROW ♪

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♪ HERE
TOD-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AY ♪

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WELL, THAT IS INTRIGUING --
VOTING WHO TO FIGHT.

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IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO BRING UP
LOOKING FOR AN ARMY AGAIN,

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I SWEAR TO GOD,
I WILL FREAK OUT

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BECAUSE I JUST LOST
MY [BLEEP] CASTLE!

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TOUCHY.

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HELLO, MY FRIEND.

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RICHARD!

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SURPRISE!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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OH, JUST THOUGHT
I'D POP IN FOR A VISIT.

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COME HERE, YOU.
GIVE US A HUG.

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[ CROWN CLATTERS ]
 OH.
MY FAVORITE CROWN.

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DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GET IT.

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WHAT THE HEY, GARETH?

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AAH!

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OH, BLOODY HELL.
NOT AGAIN!

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[ DOOR OPENS ]

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THAT IS THE THIRD TIME
THIS WEEK

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THE KING HAS WOKEN ME
BECAUSE OF HIS SCREAMING!

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I THINK HE'S HAVING BAD DREAMS,
MY QUEEN.

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I WANT YOU TO FIX IT.

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HOW DO I DO THAT?

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NOT MY PROBLEM.

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WHAT IS MY PROBLEM IS

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HIS SCREAMING IS INTERRUPTING
MY BEAUTY SLEEP,

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AND DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS

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WHEN A QUEEN LOSES
HER BEAUTY SLEEP?

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SHE CAN SLEEP IN LATER
BECAUSE SHE'S A QUEEN

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AND SHE CAN DO
WHATEVER SHE WANTS?

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SHE COULD GET A WRINKLE.

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AND IF SHE GETS A WRINKLE...

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SHE'LL MAKE SURE
YOU GET A WRINKLE.

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ON YOUR NECK!

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I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT BEING VERY CLEAR.

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I'M REALLY TIRED.
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS

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IF YOU DON'T FIX IT,
I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT.

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OKAY? NIGHTY-NIGHT.

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[ GASPS ]

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Jester: "NO.
I NEVER LOVED YOU, ISABELLA."

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"BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND,
GALAVANT."

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"TOO BAD, SUCKER.
I'M OUTIE."

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PLAY IT AGAIN.

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OH, APOLOGIES, MY LADY,

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BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK
IT'S HEALTHY

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TO KEEP RELIVING THIS BREAKUP
WITH GALAVANT?

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I SAID, PLAY IT AGAIN.

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[ SIGHS ]

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"I'M GALAVANT, THE JERKIEST JERK
IN ALL THE LAND!"

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EXCUSE US, JESTER.

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MAY WE HAVE A MOMENT
WITH OUR DAUGHTER?

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OH, THANK GOD.

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[ BELLS JINGLING ]

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SWEETHEART...

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AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE VERY SORRY
ABOUT GALAVANT DITCHING YOU.

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HE DROPPED YOU
LIKE A PLAGUE RAT.

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BUT IT'S BEEN
SEVERAL DAYS,

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AND THAT BIOLOGICAL SUNDIAL
OF YOURS CONTINUES TO GROW LONG

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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
 YOU'RE 25!

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MY MOTHER WAS
A GREAT-GRANDMOTHER BY THEN!

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AND WHILE WE'RE HAPPY
YOU AGREED

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TO BE FORCED TO MARRY
YOUR COUSIN,

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MAYBE IT'S TIME TO START
MAKING SOME DECISIONS, HMM?

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AT LEAST MEET
THE WEDDING PLANNER.

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HE'S VERY EXCITED
TO MEET YOU.

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I DON'T CARE
ABOUT ANY OF IT

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IF I'M NOT MARRYING
SOMEONE I LOVE.

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[ Laughing ]
OH, SWEETHEART!
 [ LAUGHS ]

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MARRIAGE ISN'T ABOUT LOVE!

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[ FINGERS SNAP ]

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LET ME INTRODUCE YOU
TO MR. WORMWOOD!

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PRINCESS ISABELLA,
HOW DELIGHTFUL.

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CHESTER WORMWOOD OF
WORMWOOD WEDDINGS AND EVENTS.

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I'M HERE SOLELY TO SERVE
YOUR EVERY WISH AND DESIRE.

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Peasant John:
THIS IS OUR NEW REC CENTER.

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WE'RE VERY PROUD OF IT.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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OH...MY...GOD.

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THOSE CURTAINS USED TO BE
MY SHEETS.

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I KNOW BECAUSE
I HAD THE R's EMBROIDERED

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WITH THE PLUCKED HAIRS OF
ALL THE KINGDOM'S REDHEADS!

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YOU'LL FIND WE'VE TURNED
EVERYTHING FROM THE CASTLE

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INTO SOMETHING
FOR THE COMMON GOOD.

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ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT PLANNING
SOME BIG SURPRISE

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WHERE YOU'RE GONNA WHEEL AWAY
SOME HUGE WAGON

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TO REVEAL YOU'VE REBUILT
MY CASTLE BUT ONLY BETTER, HUH?

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[ LAUGHS ]
SORRY, BUDDY.

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AH! OH!

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"BUDDY!"

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OH, GREAT.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS NOW.

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IT'S NOT "MY KING"
OR "YOUR WORSHIP"
OR "YOUR HIGHNESS."

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IT'S "BUDDY."

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GOD!

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I HAVE A QUESTION.

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DO YOU STILL HAVE AN ARMY?

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A CITIZEN'S ARMY, YEAH.

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GOOD. I'D LIKE TO USE IT
TO INVADE HORTENSIA.

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ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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REALLY?

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WELL, HANG ON.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DEMOCRACY.

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AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE?

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OH, YEAH.

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TELL YOU WHAT, THERE'S
A TOWN-HALL MEETING TONIGHT

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WHERE ANYBODY CAN BRING UP
NEW BUSINESS.

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WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE IT A SHOT THERE?
 OKAY.

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NOW, I CAN'T IMAGINE
A FREE PEOPLE EVER VOTING

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TO SEND AN ARMY INTO AN
OPEN-ENDED FOREIGN CONFLICT

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WHICH PROFITS ONLY THE FEW.

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THAT WOULD BE MADNESS.

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WELL, S-SURE.

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BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING
ONE THING.

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THIS SMILE.

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[ TWINKLE! ]

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OH, YEAH.

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OH, YEAH.
IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?

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Woman: HELP, HELP!

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THAT'S MY TUNIC!
 GET OFF, GET OFF!

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SIR, HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING
BAD DREAMS? [ GRUNTS ]

225
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WHO'S BEEN TELLING YOU
I'M HAVING BAD DREAMS?

226
00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:32,092
THE QUEEN!

227
00:08:32,092 --> 00:08:35,225
SHE'S HEARD YOU SCREAMING
AT NIGHT AND WANTS ME TO HELP!

228
00:08:35,225 --> 00:08:37,768
COME HERE.
 [ GASPS ]
OH, GOD, THIS IS IT!

229
00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,519
[ WHIMPERS ]
 SHUT UP!

230
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,851
I'M NOT GONNA KILL YA!

231
00:08:40,851 --> 00:08:42,522
[ SIGHS ]

232
00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,064
YES, OKAY.

233
00:08:44,064 --> 00:08:45,856
I'VE BEEN HAVING BAD DREAMS
ABOUT KING RICHARD.

234
00:08:45,856 --> 00:08:47,908
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

235
00:08:47,908 --> 00:08:51,071
WELL, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,
I HAD A RECURRING NIGHTMARE.

236
00:08:51,071 --> 00:08:53,113
BUT THEN MY MOM HELPED ME
FIGURE OUT WHAT IT MEANT,

237
00:08:53,113 --> 00:08:54,244
AND IT WENT AWAY.

238
00:08:54,244 --> 00:08:57,037
NO, THIS IS MORE COMPLICATED
THAN THAT.

239
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,619
IT'S MORE OF A RIDDLE.

240
00:08:58,619 --> 00:09:02,042
I'M ALWAYS HOLDING
KING RICHARD'S CROWN!

241
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,754
HE'S ACCUSING ME
OF BETRAYING HIM.

242
00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:07,878
YEAH,
THAT'S A REAL ENIGMA.

243
00:09:07,878 --> 00:09:10,260
DO YOU THINK
THAT MAYBE YOU'RE FEELING --

244
00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,933
I DON'T KNOW --
A LITTLE...GUILTY?

245
00:09:12,933 --> 00:09:14,304
WHAT'S "GUILTY"?

246
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,555
[ LAUGHS ]

247
00:09:16,266 --> 00:09:18,138
OH, UM...

248
00:09:18,138 --> 00:09:20,060
WHEN YOU FEEL BAD
ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

249
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,942
THAT'S NOT A THING!

250
00:09:21,942 --> 00:09:24,234
I'M WASTING MY TIME
TALKING TO YOU!

251
00:09:24,234 --> 00:09:26,647
[ SIGHS ]

252
00:09:28,739 --> 00:09:30,901
[ GULPS ]

253
00:09:33,904 --> 00:09:35,115
Galavant:
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

254
00:09:35,115 --> 00:09:37,958
HOW ABOUT "DIE FOR THE GUY
WHO WANTS HIS GAL"?

255
00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:41,461
SEE, "GAL" IS A PLAY
ON YOUR NAME, AND IT RHYMES.

256
00:09:41,461 --> 00:09:42,833
YEAH, I THINK IT'S GOOD.

257
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,915
I JUST THINK
IT'S A BIT DUMB FOR ME.

258
00:09:44,915 --> 00:09:47,668
OH, OH,
BUT IT'S NOT TOO DUMB FOR ME?

259
00:09:47,668 --> 00:09:50,260
CAN'T EVEN WRITE A SLOGAN
FOR A STUPID ELECTION.

260
00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:52,302
I'M NOT A WRITER.
I'M NOT A CASTLE OWNER.

261
00:09:52,302 --> 00:09:53,844
I'M NOT A KING.

262
00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:55,135
[ SIGHS ]
DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN?

263
00:09:55,135 --> 00:09:57,928
DO WHAT? REALIZE I'M IN
THE DARKEST HOUR OF MY SOUL?!

264
00:09:57,928 --> 00:09:59,770
[ SIGHS ]

265
00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:01,101
JUST GO WIN
YOUR STUPID ELECTION.

266
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,814
OKAY.

267
00:10:03,814 --> 00:10:04,935
HELLO.
 Woman: HELLO.

268
00:10:04,935 --> 00:10:06,526
GALAVANT.
 Man: IT'S AN HONOR.

269
00:10:06,526 --> 00:10:08,488
[ SCOFFS ]
 ARE ALL THE STORIES TRUE?

270
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,443
HI. KING RICHARD.

271
00:10:13,443 --> 00:10:16,947
OR IS IT JUST "RICHARD"?

272
00:10:16,947 --> 00:10:19,449
HONESTLY,
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM.

273
00:10:19,449 --> 00:10:21,201
♪♪

274
00:10:21,201 --> 00:10:22,793
OOH!

275
00:10:24,544 --> 00:10:26,707
♪ IF I WERE A JOLLY BLACKSMITH ♪

276
00:10:26,707 --> 00:10:29,509
♪ WHAT A HAPPY GUY I'D BE ♪

277
00:10:29,509 --> 00:10:31,712
♪ I WOULD DO ALL KINDS
OF BLACKSMITH STUFF ♪

278
00:10:31,712 --> 00:10:34,384
♪ IN MY BLACKSMITHERY ♪

279
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:37,017
♪ I WOULD HIT THE THING
WITH THE OTHER THING ♪

280
00:10:37,017 --> 00:10:39,059
♪ TILL I MADE
A DIFFERENT THING ♪

281
00:10:39,059 --> 00:10:41,972
♪ IF I WERE A JOLLY BLACKSMITH ♪

282
00:10:41,972 --> 00:10:43,643
NO, I'M NOT FEELING IT.

283
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,856
BESIDES, I'D GET FILTHY.

284
00:10:45,856 --> 00:10:47,567
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING BETTER.

285
00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:48,979
OOH!

286
00:10:48,979 --> 00:10:52,152
♪ IF I WERE A FRIENDLY FARMER ♪

287
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,484
♪ WOULDN'T THAT BE,
OH, SO SWEET? ♪

288
00:10:54,484 --> 00:10:56,697
♪ I'D BE PLANTING GREENS
AND LOTS OF BEANS ♪

289
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,329
♪ AND OTHER THINGS TO EAT ♪

290
00:10:59,329 --> 00:11:02,082
♪ THEN I'D PLANT SOME EGGS,
THEN A COUPLE PIGS ♪

291
00:11:02,082 --> 00:11:03,914
♪ THEN A YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE ♪

292
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,495
NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

293
00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:07,918
BESIDES,
ANY MORON CAN PLANT A CAKE.

294
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:12,052
I WANT TO BE SPECIAL,
NEEDED, LIKED.

295
00:11:12,052 --> 00:11:13,844
I'VE GOT IT!

296
00:11:13,844 --> 00:11:16,887
♪ IF I WERE A MERRY BREWER ♪

297
00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:19,259
♪ THAT WOULD BE A GRAND CAREER ♪

298
00:11:19,259 --> 00:11:21,681
♪ I WOULD PICK THE GRAPES
AND PEEL THE GRAPES ♪

299
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,014
♪ AND STOMP THEM INTO BEER ♪

300
00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:26,186
DAMN IT! [ SIGHS ]

301
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:30,270
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING
EXCEPT BE A KING.

302
00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:33,023
NO ONE WANTS ME TO BE A KING.

303
00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:37,367
♪ IF I'M JUST A JOLLY NOTHING ♪

304
00:11:37,367 --> 00:11:40,700
♪ WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? ♪

305
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,745
♪ I DON'T HAVE A SKILL,
NO NICHE TO FILL ♪

306
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:48,378
♪ NO ONE TO COME HOME TO ♪

307
00:11:48,378 --> 00:11:50,380
♪ DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO ♪

308
00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:52,042
♪ DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIT ♪

309
00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:57,467
♪ DON'T KNOW WHO TO EVEN BE ♪

310
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,639
♪ IF I WERE A JOLLY ♪

311
00:11:59,639 --> 00:12:01,431
♪ TAILOR ♪

312
00:12:01,431 --> 00:12:02,893
♪ JUGGLER ♪

313
00:12:02,893 --> 00:12:04,805
♪ BARBER ♪

314
00:12:04,805 --> 00:12:07,057
♪ WET NURSE ♪

315
00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:10,901
♪ CESSPOOL WORKER ♪

316
00:12:10,901 --> 00:12:14,775
UGH, WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?

317
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:21,912
♪ I WOULD STILL BE ME ♪

318
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,421
AH, THANK YOU.

319
00:12:31,421 --> 00:12:33,924
AH, BARRY,
THE PRINCESS IS ON HER WAY.

320
00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:36,256
NOW, REMEMBER,
NOT A WORD ABOUT MY PLAN.

321
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,677
THE WEDDING PLAN?

322
00:12:37,677 --> 00:12:39,179
I THOUGHT
THAT'S WHY SHE'S COMING.

323
00:12:39,179 --> 00:12:41,761
NO, THE EVIL PLAN,
YOU IDIOT --

324
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,644
THE ONE TO CONTROL HER MIND
WITH THIS ENCHANTED TIARA

325
00:12:44,644 --> 00:12:46,516
AND TAKE OVER THE KINGDOM.

326
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,477
[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]

327
00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:48,688
I THOUGHT
THAT WAS THE SCHEME.

328
00:12:48,688 --> 00:12:51,601
NO, THE SCHEME
IS THE COLORS.

329
00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:52,813
I'M CONFUSED.

330
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,694
[ SCOFFS,
INHALES DEEPLY ]

331
00:12:54,694 --> 00:12:56,606
BARRY,
I SWEAR TO GOD...

332
00:12:56,606 --> 00:12:58,488
OKAY, FOR CLARITY'S SAKE,
FROM NOW ON,

333
00:12:58,488 --> 00:13:00,110
WE'LL CALL IT
"THE WEDDING PLAN,"

334
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,112
"THE EVIL PLOT,"
AND "THE COLOR SCHEME."

335
00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:03,864
GOT IT? GOOD.

336
00:13:03,864 --> 00:13:05,165
OH, SHE'S HERE.
BE COOL.

337
00:13:05,165 --> 00:13:07,497
PRINCESS ISABELLA!

338
00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:10,170
HOW DELIGHTFUL.
WELCOME.

339
00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:12,042
LET'S JUST GET THIS
OVER WITH.

340
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,374
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE,
AND I DON'T CARE.

341
00:13:14,374 --> 00:13:15,795
DECISIONS MADE.
LET'S GO.

342
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,127
ISABELLA.

343
00:13:17,127 --> 00:13:19,009
MOTHER, I MAY HAVE AGREED
TO GET MARRIED,

344
00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:21,181
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY
ABOUT IT.

345
00:13:21,181 --> 00:13:24,474
OH, BUT, MY DEAR,
I HAVE SO MUCH PLANNED FOR YOU.

346
00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:27,187
TRUST ME,
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.

347
00:13:27,187 --> 00:13:30,020
♪ FIRST, WE GET
TO CHOOSE INVITATIONS ♪

348
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:32,983
♪ MAKE A LIST
OF DISTANT RELATIONS ♪

349
00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:34,694
♪ THEN WE CAN DECIDE
ON BRIDESMAIDS ♪

350
00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:36,316
♪ YOU NEED ABOUT 20 ♪

351
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,068
YOU'RE JOKING?
TELL ME HE'S JOKING. PLEASE?

352
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,491
♪ NEXT, WE'LL TRY ON
DOZENS OF DRESSES ♪

353
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:43,743
♪ SETTLE ON A 'DO
FOR YOUR TRESSES ♪

354
00:13:43,743 --> 00:13:44,995
♪ AND WE'RE WELL
ON OUR WAY ♪

355
00:13:44,995 --> 00:13:47,827
♪ TO THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF YOUR LIFE ♪

356
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,579
RIGHT, SO, IF WE'RE JUST --
YEAH.

357
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,831
♪ WE'LL PICK YOUR FLORIST ♪
 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪

358
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,163
♪ AND THEN SELECT
A MANICURIST ♪

359
00:13:53,163 --> 00:13:54,664
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪

360
00:13:54,664 --> 00:13:56,756
♪ YOU'LL WANT TO REGISTER
AT ALL THE TOP STALLS ♪

361
00:13:56,756 --> 00:13:58,168
♪ WITHIN THE TOWN WALLS ♪

362
00:13:58,168 --> 00:14:00,670
♪ NO DOUBT ♪
 KILL ME NOW.

363
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,093
♪ NEXT ON THE CHECKLIST ♪

364
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:06,056
♪ WE'LL GET YOU BRACELETTED
AND NECKLACED ♪

365
00:14:06,056 --> 00:14:08,348
♪ JUST WAIT AND SEE
IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THE WEDDING ♪

366
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,061
♪ WE'VE ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT ♪

367
00:14:11,061 --> 00:14:13,233
PLEASE, GOD,
MAKE IT STOP.

368
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:15,685
♪ THEN WE'LL HAVE TO
SPRUCE UP THE VENUE ♪

369
00:14:15,685 --> 00:14:19,029
♪ FIGURE OUT
A 30-COURSE MENU ♪
 THIS IS INSANE.

370
00:14:19,029 --> 00:14:20,610
♪ FIND A GUY
TO DRAW SOME PICTURES ♪

371
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,112
♪ YOU'RE GOING
TO WANT PLENTY ♪

372
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,284
♪ LA, LA, LA,
LA LA, LA-LA-LA ♪

373
00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:27,077
♪ PLUS, WE MUST AUDITION
SOME BANDS, TOO ♪

374
00:14:27,077 --> 00:14:28,868
♪ CHOOSE THE SONG YOU'LL DO
YOUR FIRST DANCE TO ♪

375
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,041
♪ THE WHOLE STUPID CLICHé ♪

376
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,203
♪ ON THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF YOUR LIFE ♪

377
00:14:33,203 --> 00:14:35,045
UGH.
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

378
00:14:35,045 --> 00:14:36,296
♪ AND UP ON YOUR HEAD ♪

379
00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:37,587
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪

380
00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:39,049
♪ GLOWING RIGHT ABOVE
YOUR FOREHEAD ♪

381
00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:40,550
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪

382
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,552
♪ YOU WILL WEAR
THIS LITTLE PRESENT FROM ME ♪

383
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:45,055
♪ ENCHANTED TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ♪

384
00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:46,306
UNH!

385
00:14:46,306 --> 00:14:47,597
♪ AND ONCE IT'S ON YOU ♪

386
00:14:47,597 --> 00:14:48,969
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪

387
00:14:48,969 --> 00:14:50,390
♪ IT WILL CAST
A SPELL UPON YOU ♪

388
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,721
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪

389
00:14:51,721 --> 00:14:53,813
♪ YOU'LL DO EVERYTHING
I TELL YOU TO DO ♪

390
00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:55,315
♪ AND RULING THROUGH YOU ♪

391
00:14:55,315 --> 00:14:56,726
♪ I'LL SEIZE FULL COMMAND ♪

392
00:14:56,726 --> 00:14:58,278
♪ GET RID OF THE PRINCE ♪

393
00:14:58,278 --> 00:14:59,569
♪ INSTALL MY OWN MEN ♪

394
00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:01,111
♪ TAKE OVER THE THRONE ♪

395
00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:03,283
♪ TILL I'M IN COMPLETE... ♪

396
00:15:03,283 --> 00:15:04,734
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
MOVE ALONG.

397
00:15:08,288 --> 00:15:11,081
♪ WHAT ARE YOU ALL
STANDING AROUND FOR? ♪

398
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:13,833
♪ WE'VE GOT AN AFFAIR
TO BREAK GROUND FOR ♪

399
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:15,085
♪ THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO ♪

400
00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:18,338
♪ GUESS WHO IS BECOMING A WIFE ♪

401
00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:20,090
[ CHEERS ]

402
00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:22,592
♪ TRUE, MY HUSBAND'S ONLY 11 ♪

403
00:15:22,592 --> 00:15:24,924
♪ STILL, THE WEDDING'S
GONNA BE HEAVEN ♪

404
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,926
♪ GO AND GET MY BOUQUET ♪

405
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,599
♪ IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF MY LIFE ♪

406
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,762
♪ COUSIN HARRY WILL PAY ♪

407
00:15:32,762 --> 00:15:34,474
♪ IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF MY LIFE ♪

408
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,268
♪ NOW YOU'RE UNDER
MY SWAY ♪

409
00:15:38,268 --> 00:15:40,770
♪ IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF MY LIFE ♪

410
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:41,771
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
 UNH!

411
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,118
ALL THOSE IN FAVOR
OF MOVING THE DRINKING WELL

412
00:15:48,118 --> 00:15:49,279
AWAY FROM THE GRAVEYARD
SAY, "YEA."

413
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:50,950
YEA!
 YEA!

414
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,534
SO, THEY WOULD PREFER TO DECIDE
THEIR FATE BY MAJORITY OPINION

415
00:15:54,534 --> 00:15:56,286
RATHER THAN BEING RULED
BY ME,

416
00:15:56,286 --> 00:15:59,289
WHOSE RIGHT TO KINGSHIP
WAS PASSED DOWN FROM ANCESTORS

417
00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:02,292
SAID TO BE A GOD
AND A MERMAID.

418
00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:03,633
FOOLS.

419
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,345
WHAT ARE YOU?
THE TOWN DRUNK?

420
00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:06,676
I WISH.

421
00:16:06,676 --> 00:16:08,888
AT LEAST THEN I'D KNOW
WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE.

422
00:16:08,888 --> 00:16:10,300
THAT POSITION
WAS ALREADY TAKEN.

423
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,853
[ VOMITING ]
 LUCKY BASTARD.

424
00:16:13,853 --> 00:16:16,356
RIGHT, THAT CONCLUDES
ALL OLD BUSINESS,

425
00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:18,898
UH, BUT I DO BELIEVE WE HAVE
ONE BIT OF NEW BUSINESS.

426
00:16:18,898 --> 00:16:21,561
GALAVANT,
THE FLOOR IS YOURS.

427
00:16:21,561 --> 00:16:23,653
[ ALL MURMURING ]

428
00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:26,066
HELLO. GALAVANT.

429
00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:29,199
I'VE COME TO ASK
TO TAKE YOUR ARMY TO HORTENSIA

430
00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:31,491
TO RESCUE MY ONE TRUE LOVE.

431
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,373
WHO? MADALENA?

432
00:16:33,373 --> 00:16:35,035
NO. ISABELLA.

433
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,746
DIDN'T YOU ALREADY DO THIS?

434
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,998
I DON'T THINK I'M QUITE
EXPLAINING THIS PROPERLY.

435
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,920
YOU SEE, ISABELLA IS ACTUALLY
BEING HELD HOSTAGE.

436
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,002
WE KNOW.
IN VALENCIA.

437
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,715
UH, NO.
AGAIN, THAT'S MADALENA.

438
00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:47,757
ISABELLA IS IN HORTENSIA.

439
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,009
I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

440
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,511
[ ALL MURMURING ]
 NO, I DO.

441
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,012
YOU'RE JUST NOT LISTENING.

442
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,056
IT'S TRUE LOVE, PEOPLE.
I JUST NEED YOUR VOTE. PLEASE?

443
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:59,018
[ ALL MURMURING ]

444
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,272
UH, DIE FOR THE GUY
WHO LOVES HIS GAL?

445
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,603
BOO!

446
00:17:03,603 --> 00:17:04,944
[ ALL BOOING ]

447
00:17:04,944 --> 00:17:06,696
CAN YOU HEAR YOURSELF?

448
00:17:06,696 --> 00:17:09,529
LOOK, HEY, LISTEN --
 HERO?! MORE LIKE ZERO!

449
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,910
Woman: YOU SUCK!

450
00:17:10,910 --> 00:17:12,412
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT I'M HEARING!

451
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,118
STANDING BEFORE YOU
IS A MAN OF NOBLE INTENTION,

452
00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:20,460
A MAN WHO KNOWS
WHAT HIS PURPOSE IS --

453
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:22,041
TO BE A HERO!

454
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,923
AND I ADMIRE THAT.

455
00:17:23,923 --> 00:17:26,756
WHILE I AM NO LONGER
YOUR KING...

456
00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:29,629
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'D LIKE
TO PUT IT TO A QUICK VOTE?

457
00:17:29,629 --> 00:17:31,551
ALL IN FAVOR?
YES?

458
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,633
ANYONE? HMM? NO?

459
00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:35,054
FINE.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

460
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,267
BUT IF I WERE STILL
YOUR KING,

461
00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:40,270
I WOULD FORCE EVERY ONE OF YOU
TO JOIN THIS MAN'S ARMY,

462
00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:41,891
NOT BECAUSE I WAS A TYRANT
AND A TERRIBLE LEADER

463
00:17:41,891 --> 00:17:43,233
WHO HOSTED BABY FIGHTS,

464
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:44,894
WHICH I NOW REALIZE IS WEIRD
AND NOT THAT ENTERTAINING,

465
00:17:44,894 --> 00:17:46,396
EVEN AFTER THE ADDITION
OF THE COBRA,

466
00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:49,779
BUT BECAUSE TRUE LOVE IS RARE
AND WORTH FIGHTING FOR.

467
00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:52,492
IT IS LIFE'S
GREATEST PURPOSE.

468
00:17:52,492 --> 00:17:54,614
SO...

469
00:17:54,614 --> 00:17:58,408
AS SOMEONE
WHO IS "NOT" YOUR KING...

470
00:17:58,408 --> 00:18:00,330
I ASK...

471
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,253
WHO WILL JOIN THIS FIGHT
FOR TRUE LOVE?

472
00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:07,757
[ ALL MURMURING ]

473
00:18:07,757 --> 00:18:09,509
I WILL JOIN, KING RICHARD!

474
00:18:12,922 --> 00:18:15,094
WELL, THERE WE GO.
THAT'S A GOOD START.

475
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,807
RIGHT.
WHO'S NEXT?

476
00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:19,429
[ MAN COUGHING ]

477
00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:21,981
ANYONE AT ALL?

478
00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:24,023
[ COUGHING CONTINUES ]
 [ MURMURING ]

479
00:18:24,023 --> 00:18:26,105
WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY
UNCOMFORTABLE.

480
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,277
PBHT.

481
00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:34,534
AAH!

482
00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:36,035
[ BLOWS ]

483
00:18:36,035 --> 00:18:37,697
YOU DID THIS TO ME!

484
00:18:37,697 --> 00:18:39,949
AAH!
 [ DOOR OPENS ]

485
00:18:39,949 --> 00:18:42,202
Shh! Are you trying
to get me killed?!

486
00:18:42,202 --> 00:18:44,874
I SAW HIS HEAD!
IT WAS RIGHT THERE!

487
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,456
AND IT WAS GIVING ME
THAT LOOK.

488
00:18:46,456 --> 00:18:50,340
MY KING,
I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

489
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,212
RICHARD WAS YOUR FRIEND.

490
00:18:52,212 --> 00:18:56,055
AND, YES, YOU TOOK HIS THRONE
AND HIS QUEEN AND HIS KINGDOM

491
00:18:56,055 --> 00:18:57,557
AND HIS FAVORITE SHIRTS
AND HIS WEEKLY BRIDGE GAME --

492
00:18:57,557 --> 00:18:59,058
OH, GET ON WITH IT!

493
00:18:59,058 --> 00:19:03,062
BUT THE FACT YOU FEEL BAD
ABOUT IT IS A GOOD THING.

494
00:19:03,062 --> 00:19:06,976
IT MEANS YOU'RE ACTUALLY,
SURPRISINGLY, HUMAN.

495
00:19:06,976 --> 00:19:09,148
MAYBE I DO FEEL GUILTY.

496
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,403
I DO MISS
THE OLD BASTARD.

497
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:16,536
LOOK,
THERE WAS ONE OTHER THING

498
00:19:16,536 --> 00:19:17,827
MY MOTHER USED TO DO
FOR MY DREAMS.

499
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,334
♪ GOOD DREAMS ONLY ♪

500
00:19:24,334 --> 00:19:26,836
♪ GOOD DREAMS ONLY ♪

501
00:19:26,836 --> 00:19:30,089
♪ BAD DREAMS
OUT OF HIS HEAD ♪

502
00:19:30,089 --> 00:19:32,672
♪ IT'S TIME TONIGHT ♪

503
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,345
♪ FOR DREAMS OF FRIGHT ♪

504
00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:39,349
♪ TO LEAVE
THIS LITTLE BOY'S BED ♪

505
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,184
THERE'S ONE MORE
IN THERE.

506
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,856
OH.

507
00:19:54,023 --> 00:19:56,276
SO, WHAT NOW?

508
00:19:56,276 --> 00:19:59,028
I'M OFF TO HORTENSIA
TO RESCUE ISABELLA,

509
00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:01,371
RECRUIT SOME SOLDIERS
ALONG THE WAY,

510
00:20:01,371 --> 00:20:04,083
AND AFTER THAT, MARCH TO
VALENCIA TO RECLAIM HER KINGDOM.

511
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,916
WELL, I HAVE A SURPRISE.

512
00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:09,459
YOUR OLD PAL RICK'S
GONNA JOIN YOU!

513
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,381
WHAT? NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO.

514
00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:13,713
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA STAY
HERE AND FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE.

515
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,635
AND I DID.
I REALIZED I'M THE GUY

516
00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:17,046
WHO'S GOING TO HELP YOU RESCUE
ISABELLA.

517
00:20:17,046 --> 00:20:18,798
EVEN THOUGH,
TECHNICALLY,

518
00:20:18,798 --> 00:20:20,470
I'M THE GUY WHO STARTED
THE WHOLE DISASTER.

519
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,051
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

520
00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:23,803
WHY NOT?

521
00:20:23,803 --> 00:20:25,975
AWESOME!
YOU, ME, ROBERTA.

522
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,397
OH, THIS IS ROBERTA,
BY THE WAY.

523
00:20:27,397 --> 00:20:29,399
DO YOU REMEMBER HER
FROM -- FROM THE ELECTION?

524
00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:30,560
SHE STOOD UP,
PLEDGED TO JOIN ME.

525
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,901
Watch this.

526
00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:34,113
OH, ROBERTA?

527
00:20:34,113 --> 00:20:35,775
YES, MY KING?

528
00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:37,236
SHE CALLS ME "KING."

529
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,237
OH, MY GOD.

530
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,989
OH, THIS IS GONNA BE
SO MUCH FUN!

531
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:40,910
NO, IT'S NOT.

532
00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:42,452
WELL,
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO.

533
00:20:42,452 --> 00:20:44,664
I STOLE THESE HORSES AND JUST
SET FIRE TO THE REC CENTER.

534
00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:46,786
DISMANTLE MY CASTLE,
WILL YOU?

535
00:20:47,827 --> 00:20:49,669
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

536
00:20:54,464 --> 00:20:56,085
PRINCESS ISABELLA,

537
00:20:56,085 --> 00:20:58,678
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAY?

538
00:20:58,678 --> 00:21:01,431
[ SIGHS ]
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

539
00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:03,433
I'VE SET A DATE
FOR MY WEDDING.

540
00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:07,597
IT'S IN SIX WEEKS,
AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED!

541
00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:10,440
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

542
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,602
[ FANFARE ]

543
00:21:12,602 --> 00:21:14,944
DOES SOMETHING SEEM DIFFERENT
ABOUT PRINCESS ISABELLA?

544
00:21:14,944 --> 00:21:18,318
WHO CARES?
SHE'S GETTING MARRIED!

545
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:19,659
BOOM!
 BOOM!

546
00:21:19,659 --> 00:21:22,452
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE ]